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Posts tagged murder house

Jan 17
throwingmilkshakesatcars:

xmeetmeinmontaukx:


Victorian house in Arcata, Ca

omg

This is it. This is the perfect house for me. I have no use for all the rooms it is likely to have so one day I will get drunk and lock the doors to all the unused rooms and hide the keys, giving sober me a whimsical tale to tell my guests.
“That room? No, a woman touched with hysteria locked herself in there in 18-odd-dickity-two and no one has been able to access it since.”
“But I thought I saw an old snowboard and some dusty gym equipment in there through the window.”
“18-odd-dickity-two.”

Too close to Murder House.

throwingmilkshakesatcars:

xmeetmeinmontaukx:

Victorian house in Arcata, Ca

omg

This is it. This is the perfect house for me. I have no use for all the rooms it is likely to have so one day I will get drunk and lock the doors to all the unused rooms and hide the keys, giving sober me a whimsical tale to tell my guests.

“That room? No, a woman touched with hysteria locked herself in there in 18-odd-dickity-two and no one has been able to access it since.”

“But I thought I saw an old snowboard and some dusty gym equipment in there through the window.”

18-odd-dickity-two.”

Too close to Murder House.

(via stupidswampwitch)