STUPID WOP DAGOTRON

Mar 1

paradoxolojest:

I couldn’t not.

(via thethirdshift)

Jan 23

Oh, Google.

May 16

gettheeffoverit:

LOL!

If you’re fucking a hooker in the back of a Scion xB and throwing used condoms out the window, you’re pretty much asking for it. Also, four times? You stud!

Apr 29

acmesalesrep:

(via Twitpic; h/t to @gemgemloulou)

Diamonds: She’ll pretty much have to.

Jan 30

Is your son a computer hacker?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying “glow-sticks” and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son’s group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences

2001 was a fun time.

Oct 29

How the rest of the country views California.

Also, Newy Scruggs is my new alias for checking into hotels.