STUPID WOP DAGOTRON

It does! It totally does!

I have no idea what this means; I just think it’s hilarious I found it on my Facebook feed.

Mojo change.

We had an impromptu wake for The Office tonight.

OWS is dead.

Someone on Facebook just reminded me that Arturs Irbe won a championship with the Hurricanes and now I just want to curl up in a ball and die.

So I’m still a fan of Four Loko on Facebook and apparently they advertise something called “Four Loko Friday Eve” and also the opportunity to become whatever the hell ”the next Lok’Star” is.

To put it another way, o_O.

Thank God I nose through Consumerist occasionally, or else I would’ve missed the internet’s one-stop shop for irrational, overwrought, and hilariously applied Facetagram angst.

I know we talk a lot of shit about Facebook because Facebook sucks and we hate ourselves for using it — but if I can be real for a second and give it a slight bit of praise, whoever came up with the cover photo did a really amazing thing.

San Francisco/San Jose Giants represent, yo.