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Posts tagged bar pink

Oct 12
Don’t fuck around with me and Bar Pink.

Don’t fuck around with me and Bar Pink.


May 5
Still friends.

Still friends.


Are you still at Pink?? Christ! There are other bars to be had!

Not on First Friday. Only night all month I won’t jump around North Park.


Friends.

Friends.


Apr 7
And now, for no other reason than I’m still up, a handy guide to getting drunk at Bar Pink for just $20:
Buy two PBR cans ($4) and one well whiskey shot ($3). Tip $1.
Pound the first PBR can, wait 30 seconds, then down the whiskey shot.
Drink the second PBR can.
Buy two more PBR cans ($4). Tip $1. The bartender will not require you to open them, so drink at your own pace.
Buy one more PBR can ($2) and another well whiskey shot ($3). Leave your remaining $2 as tip.
Take the whiskey shot, chasing it with half the PBR can. Drink the remaining PBR at your own pace.
Six steps. Five beers and two shots, alternating for maximum effect (SCIENCE!). Also, you end up leaving 20% as the tip. That’s good value for your hangover!
P.S. I swear I’m not an alcoholic.

And now, for no other reason than I’m still up, a handy guide to getting drunk at Bar Pink for just $20:

  1. Buy two PBR cans ($4) and one well whiskey shot ($3). Tip $1.
  2. Pound the first PBR can, wait 30 seconds, then down the whiskey shot.
  3. Drink the second PBR can.
  4. Buy two more PBR cans ($4). Tip $1. The bartender will not require you to open them, so drink at your own pace.
  5. Buy one more PBR can ($2) and another well whiskey shot ($3). Leave your remaining $2 as tip.
  6. Take the whiskey shot, chasing it with half the PBR can. Drink the remaining PBR at your own pace.

Six steps. Five beers and two shots, alternating for maximum effect (SCIENCE!). Also, you end up leaving 20% as the tip. That’s good value for your hangover!

P.S. I swear I’m not an alcoholic.


Apr 6
I can’t say with certainty that God does exist, but the end of the roughest work week I’ve had in some time coinciding with North Park’s best monthly event might be the strongest evidence to date.

I can’t say with certainty that God does exist, but the end of the roughest work week I’ve had in some time coinciding with North Park’s best monthly event might be the strongest evidence to date.


Mar 29
The thing I went to at Bar Pink tonight had a television broadcasting tweets with the event’s hashtags to the entire bar, so of course I got drunk and starting fucking around with it.
(This specific tweet had nothing to do with the song being played and everything to do with the round of you-know-whats we had just taken.)

The thing I went to at Bar Pink tonight had a television broadcasting tweets with the event’s hashtags to the entire bar, so of course I got drunk and starting fucking around with it.

(This specific tweet had nothing to do with the song being played and everything to do with the round of you-know-whats we had just taken.)


Mar 3
Sober fun. (Taken with instagram)

Sober fun. (Taken with instagram)


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