February 2011
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I finished my third and final personal training...
24 Hour Fitness is running a special where if you sign up for three sessions for $129 and finish all of them within a month, you can either get your money back or apply it as a credit towards future sessions. I finished within a week.
I needed to do something to kick-start my main resolution, so this was perfect. I learned some great workout routines, I’m eating smaller meals throughout the...
January 2011
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Is your son a computer hacker? →
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying “glow-sticks” and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There...
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I'm about to B my L all over this day's T's.
Man, what a difference a few hours makes. I’m having my second-best day of the month sales-wise, and I just won a $20 movie coupon in this district contest. Squee!
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F this day in the A.
I had a meeting this morning, which means I’m working today 8am-6pm. Cool, I get an hour of overtime, right?
Oh wait, instead of an hour of overtime, I get to take a two-hour lunch. Cool, I didn’t get to the gym this morning so now I get to go during lunch, right?
Oh wait, my boss informs me I get two separate one-hour lunches, one at 11am and another at 4pm. So not only do I not get...
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The Black Keys - Never Give You Up
Oh man, this...
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All these people around my age who stayed in our...
And it’s just a little strange to watch happen on Facebook.
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Animal Collective - Summertime Clothes
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“(Regis) Philbin was a celebrity guest at WrestleMania VII in Los Angeles in...”
– The single greatest rumor I have ever heard in my life.
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Ricky Gervais reactions. →
Just so we’re clear — stars in attendance thought he was great, while critics and reporters are the ones driving the argument that he was too harsh. Christ, what a bunch of starfuckers.
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Over a Fall Out Boy reference.
Remember this from earlier?
I just came back from a late breakfast to find out the person defriended me completely.
Her original status update:
“Champagne for my real friends; real pain for my sham friends.” - Tom Waits
My comment on that update, which she deleted:
That’s Fall Out Boy, not Tom Waits. Duh.
So basically, yeah, she defriended me over a Fall Out Boy reference....
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Watchinthefade:
Andy Samberg. Pee Wee Herman. Anderson Cooper. SHOTS!
I think my favorite part is the knockoff SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS in the background. But really, the whole thing is pretty fantastic.
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Suit jackets and sportcoats: A how-to.
I see this too often in men’s formalwear, and it drives me nuts.
The bottom button of a jacket is just for looks, not function.
When wearing a one-button, the button is optional.
When wearing a two-button, NEVER button the bottom button. You may button the top button alone.
When wearing a three-button, NEVER button the bottom button. You may button the top button alone, the middle button...
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Vomitously angry.
The only words that can accurately describe my feelings after finally seeing Sarah Palin’s video message today regarding the tragedy in Arizona.
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“Hi, Jason. It’s your mother. Can you call me back when you have a chance?...”
– I get the most professional voice messages from my mom.
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Gogol Bordello - Sally
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The mustache is gone.
The dream is dead.
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“It’s ok. Christina Taylor Green was probably going to end up a left wing...”
– Sarah Palin’s aides have been frantically scrubbing her Facebook page of critical comments in the wake of the shootings in Tuscon. However, her people didn’t feel compelled to remove this one, which suggests that 9 year-old Christina Green’s death was justified because she probably would have just...
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Addendum.
I think I’ve made my views on Palin pretty well known, but for the sake of discourse please understand what I am about to say does not constitute any sort of sympathy or support for her whatsoever. Got it? Good.
One of the things that strikes me about the way Palin is handling what involvement her rhetoric and message might have had in Rep. Giffords’ shooting is how incredibly...
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Comments on Sarah Palin's Facebook statement:
hammerito:
“Our borders need to be secured NOW!”
“The gunman is muslum” [sic]
“We will have peace and Justice WHEN you are in the Whitehouse …but, not till then !!!”
“Tragic and senseless. Too bad no one had a conceal carry permit and the proper training. When will we wake up.”
The first and second comments are like, whatever, and the fourth comment makes me laugh because why...
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If the Seattle Seahawks win their game against the...
douglasmartini:
Seven wins, nine losses. Wow.
I really hope they don’t, not because I give a shit, but because I think it will be enough to push the NFL over the edge to where they do something drastic with their playoff format. Honestly, it’s one of the few things in the league that doesn’t need fixing.
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Why didn't anyone tell me I had two #4's in my...
Oh well, guess it’s just going to be 12 for ‘11.