December 2010
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FilmDrunk lists the 10 worst movies of 2010. →
I’m proud to say I haven’t seen any of the films on this list.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Enjoy the rest of your week off, Jason!
Just got a call from my district manager — my boss’ boss, for those keeping score at home — about my preparation and readiness for the first week of January. See, they put these ridiculously high expectations on us to start the New Year, in the hopes that we can coast — without coasting, of course — the rest of the month/quarter and still finish at or above our sales...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
hammerito: lovewalk:specif-specificity: Always. I came.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Dec 28th
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I don't really know what to make of the casting... →
I mean, last time I checked, the only two names attached were Kirsten Dunst and Kristen Stewart — which is cool if you want to be sober and vomit. But now they’ve added quite a few names, including some big ones, that just make it seem like they’re turning this into a big budget film and it’s like, oh my god, do you think they’ll add some robots? I don’t know....
Dec 28th
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Thanks for trying, Singletary. →
But now it’s time for a real coach.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
Question.
If someone has the new Facebook profile and at the top it says “Worked at (company name),” does that mean they’re currently unemployed?
Dec 26th
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This is football, right?
Postponing the Vikings-Eagles game because of snow. The game is still eight hours away. Roger Goodell is ruining the goddamn sport.
Dec 26th
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Little Fockers.
“Hey, you know that semi-charming movie we made 10 years ago that successfully reinvented Robert De Niro’s career and made Ben Stiller a bankable star? Yeah, let’s rape its corpse!”
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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I just sent a Facebook message to all my friends...
Handjobs starting as low as $20!
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Cloud 9 SuperShuttle.
So I can get a ride to the airport, packed in a van with complete strangers, in twice the time it normally takes, and I have to reserve days in advance — all for the same cost as taking my own cab? I’ll pass.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Question.
If a person just writes “Ronald Reagan” under Political Views on their Facebook page, it’s okay to go the address listed on that page and brain them with a hammer, right?
Dec 20th
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“Slight digression: The other way they fight in Tron world is that they all have...”
– Vince from FilmDrunk’s review of Tron Legacy is pretty awesome, even if he didn’t like the movie as much as I did. Just do yourself a favor and go read the whole thing.
Dec 20th
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My favorite part of Tron Legacy was how they...
That and the whole Daft Punk club scene.
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Radio.com lists the most anticipated albums of... →
LOL at them including Dr. Dre’s Detox. Like that shit’s ever coming out.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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I stumbled upon an online "secret" last night.
It’s been confirmed that I am the first and only one to discover this. Now I must keep the secret myself. I feel like Nic Cage.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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ListenDeath Cab For Cutie - Title Track
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Jack's back!! →
inthefade: Spread the word and help him get his followers back!
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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I can't believe I actually had to explain this.
In my 14-team keeper league — the one in which I was the third-highest scorer but finished in 11th place — I posted to the message board on Thursday that “I hope everyone who made the playoffs gets AIDS.” Pretty reasonable for a fantasy league, I thought. Apparently not. Since then, I’ve gotten these two replies: Ted’s Mustards: “How incredibly...
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Whoa.
Heard one of those little 10-second news updates on XM20 tonight about the Wesley Snipes verdict. It led with, “White Men Can’t Jump? More like black man can’t pay!”
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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I knew it was coming; I was just hoping it could...
Just got cornered into the annual “life” talk by my dad. That was fun.
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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I don't know how this happened.
Between my dad and three sisters, we let my 55-year old mother have the most technologically advanced phone in the family. She just got a Samsung droid, which I’m sure she’s using to 2% of it’s full potential. My excuse is that I’m holding out hope for a Verizon iPhone in January, but still.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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I'm making a list.
Not of who’s naughty or nice, because — let’s be honest — I’d just exploit it for all the wrong reasons. My parents, as they do every year, are requesting I put together a list of things I want for Christmas. I’m the oldest of four children — I have three younger sisters* — and my parents like to do things as they’ve always done, even if...
Dec 10th
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